Saw a pig in a pocket on the train today. It looked snug in the pocket of a black shirt of a man in a black suit. The man was with a pretty woman in a black wide-brimmed hat. They looked dapper in what looked like their funeral best as he chatted in an excited but soft voice and she leaned in with a quiet but absorbed look. It is possible they weren’t going to a funeral.
I think it was a plush ducky I saw attached to the man’s wrist but it’s hard to be sure when you’re trying to look like you’re not looking.
